SnowBlack

Cast of Characters

Steffie Terne as

“The Narrator”

Twilight Dawn Palomar as “SnowBlack”

Zena Chavez as “The Queen”

Faith Aguilae as “The Huntsman”

Pauline Mirasol as “The Dwendi1”

Jojen Diaz as “The Dwendi 2”

Sherwin Paz as “The Prince”

SnowBlack and The Seven Dwarfs

Narrator: Long time ago, in faraway kingdom there lived a lovely princess named SnowBlack. Her stepmother the Queen was cruel and vain she hated anyone whose beauty rivaled her own and she watched her stepdaughter with angry jealous eyes.The Queen had magic powers and owned a magical mood before it and mirror that spoke everyday she stood before it and asked?

Queen: Magic mirror on the wall who is the fairiest of us all?

Mirror:You are the fairiest of all ohh Queen. The fairiest our eyes have everseen.

Narrator:As time passed SnowBlack grow more and more beautiful and the Queen grow more and more envious.. So she forced the princess to dress in rags and work in the kitchen from dawn to dusk.

SnowBlack:Haaayy pirmi nalang takun napa obra nakapoy nagid ko pay…ay may gwapo…hi…

Prince:Hello pretty baby…whats your name?? You’re so beautiful…

SnowBlack:(flirting) ane be yen..hihi maliit na bagay…I’m SnowBlack…18…(desert music)

Prince:Nice name huh…can I get your number??

SnowBlack:Oh sure….(makwa sa­­­­­­­___)

Prince:Let’s havr date tomorrow.

SnowBlack: Yes…sure…text2 lang ta ahh…

Malakat naku hah manag-ob pa ko tubig kigan ku karun…(madalagan nabilin sapatos)

Queen: SnowBlack…..(gasinggit) aba aba lumalandi?..hala pumasok ka sa loob at mag trabaho…(gin guramos)

SnowBlack: ok! Bye bye text2 hah..Aray you ouch meh…

Prince: Bye bye…(kindat) On the other nagtawag si Prince kay SnowBlack kag gina kilig-kilig man sya. Asta nag abot ya adlaw nga nag datae sanda(playing Desert song)

Narrator: One day the Queen spoke to her mirror it replied with the words she has been dreading.

Mirror:Fair is thy beauty majesty but hold a lovely maid I see one who is more fairier than the lips red as rose and skin black as charcoal.

Queen: Ohh my? SnowBlack? She must be destroyed.

Narrator:The Queen sent for her huntsman.

Queen:Take SnowBlack deep into the forest and then my faithful one KILL HER..

Narrator:When they were deep into the forest..

Huntsmen: I can’t kill you..fotgive me sweet princess it was the Queen who ordered this wicked deed.Quick! Run away save yourself and don’t come back..

SnowBlack:BAKIT?Sinabon ko naman? Ayaw kuminis…????

Narrator: Samtang si SnowBlack gapang lakaton sa sa maduom kag delikado nga taon may nakita sya nga kamalig nga gamay.

SnowBlack:Ay hala! Ka cute2(tok! Tok!)tagbalay! May ice? Bakal ko ice. Ay daw wala it tawo haw.masulod ko bala, na gutom dugid ko ah..(Ubo!Ubo!) Anu man ja man so dirty. Mayad ka ja guro tinlu-an hay.

Narrator:Gintinlu-an ni SnowBlack ya kamalig asta nga gin abot sya sang ka tuyo kag nag turog.Samtang naga turog nag-abot man ya tag-iya ka balay.

Dwendi1:May naka sulod sa balay tamo(gasiyasat)

Dwendi2:Hou may naka sulod gid, may bayi to nga bunguton nga naga higda sa katre ko huh.

Dwendi1:Tah! Dali ta lantawon ta to ang bayi. Ay ka gwapa sa iya galling daw agta

Mabugtaw si SnowBlack(Insulto mo ku?)

Dwendi1:Wala ah hambal ko gwapa ka.Ngaa ari ka di sa balay namun haw?

SnowBlack:Nalagyo ko sa stepmother ko nga gusto ya ko patyon.(OA)Inda sa magpasugot nga malabawan ko sa. Pwede diri lang ko anay?

Dwendi1:Ay kaluoy man, hou aa diri ka nalang basta may bayad board and lodging hah.

SnowBlack:Huo ah..ay dali lang, abi ko pito kamu nga dwendi, ngaa duwa lang kamu haw?diin ang lima?

Dwendi2:Ay nanaklong pa sila para may sud-an ta

SnowBlack:Ah, amo bala….

Dwendi1:Bayaan ka namun anay ha kay ma kutkot pa kami sang bulawan.

Narrator:They left SnowBlack and they went to the mountain and they look for golds and diamonds.But the evil Queen learned from her mirror that SnowBlack is still alive.

Queen:This time I’ll finish her..

Narrator:With a magic spell she turned herself into an old peddler woman.She filled the basket with apples, putting a poisonous apple.

Queen: Isa ka kagat kag si SnowBlack maturog tubtob san-o.Then I will be the fairiest in the land..(ahahahahhhaaaahahha…eeeeek….ek..ek…kadlaw tudo tapos madunlan)tubig! Tubig!..(may nag singgit ari kape oh init pa..)

Narrator:Samtang si SnowBlack gapaninlo sang bintana nag-abot iya stepmother.

Queen:Baking pies diearie?It’s apple pies the men love.Ari tirawi,mananam,saburoso.Ang akon nga apple daw Angelina, wala buho-buho,humok-humok kag namit-namit gid ya.

SnowBlack:Abi patirawa ko bi..Ano ning apple mo man..star apple man ni man(gin kagat ni SnowBlack kag natumba sa salog)

Queen:ahahahhaahahhhhhhhhhhhhh!Agay likod ko kasakit..Ako dun ya pinaka gwapa…Agree kamu?

SnowBlack:Hulat ka da mabuhi pa ko

Narrator:Ginsugid ka mga umbok, tikling kag singgarong sa mga dwendi ya natabo kay SnowBlack.Gani nag dali-dali sila pauli..sa sobra nil aka dali nag paranusmo sila,pero naabutan gid nila ang stepmother ni SnowBlack nga ga dali-dali man palagyo.

Dwendi1:Tigil!

Queen:Diin ko ni maagi man.wala na ku agyan puros na di banglid..ahHHHHHHHHHHH…(nahulog yah Queen)

Dwendi2:The gin gabaan gid..puli na ta ubrahan ta pa si SnowBlack lungon.Bisan napatay ta to anag bruha nga to urihi don.bata pa si SnowBlack para mapatay.

Dwendi1:Huo gani, bata pa pay may bata don….(gahibi)

Narrator:One day may is aka prinsipe nga nag-agi kag nakita na si SnowBlack nga ara na sa luungon.

Prince:SnowBlack ikaw ja?ano natabo sa imu?tingala ko nga wala kana ka online hy?waay mo na replyan ya message ko sa messenger.

Dwendi2:Kisi na si SnowBlack para mabugtaw nasa…(kiss) (maraise ya dwendi ka ngalan ng SPG)

SnowBlack:Bae! Kadugay sa imo mag-abot haw? Ayawan man ko tulog ay.

Prince:Sorry bae!

SnowBlack:Ganyan naman kayong mga lalaki diba? You only love us when were whole and everything is perfect, but when we’re broken you give up and let go..even if you’re the one who broke us in the first place..

Prince:Sorry na gani pay..Love you! Palanggaon tagid ka..patunayan ko nga may forever..

SnowFlakes:ayyeeehhh!pinky Swear??

Prince: Huo promise..ta puli ta sa palasyo ko , mapakasal ta lagi.Dal-on ta ni ang mga dwendi nga ni huh.

SnowBlack:Ta lakat tah..!

Dwendi1:Dali lang ang lima namun ka upod wala pa kapuli halin pag panaklong..

SnowBlack:Maabat lang na sila ah!I-skype ta lang karun..(Exit..gakanta….hi hoh…hi hoh…hi hoh…..hohohhoohohhh)

Narrator:The prince carried SnowBlack off to his castle where theylived happily ever after.

THE END